Buy my forehead.

Thats right, buy my forehead, or hands, its $7,500 for both, $1,999 for one.

Some rules:
Must be a school appropriate ad, I must approve of it,
Must be a temporary tattoo,
And may be no larger than my actual forehead.
The advertising business must be in a feasible location near where i'll be advertising...

I will get a haircut, so the ad can be seen.
Thats pretty much it,

-Nick, email me at ndawgg (at) gmail.com if you want it.